I AM.....

sooooo... my brother had to do a rewrite thingi of the 'I am Canadian' speech which I thought was hilarious. SO here it is...................................

I AM

I’m not a sausage maker or go to October Fest
I don’t live in a gingerbread house or eat schnitzel or own a Volkswagen
And I don’t know Hans, Wolfgang or Helga from Germany,
Although they’re probably, not very nice

I have a chancellor, not a dictator
I don’t spit, that’s how I talk
And I pronounce it Kinder Uberraschung, not kinder surprise.

I can proudly list dozens of German composers
I don’t believe in conquering the world, but keeping the peace
And minimum of six weeks vacation,
And that a hamburger is someone from Hamburg, not ground meat
Lederhosen are shorts, schnitzel is veal
And it is pronounced Koln not Cologne.

Germany is the world’s largest exporter,
Third nation of fussball
And home of the most breweries in the world.

My name is Andre
And I am somewhat German.